My 2022 Social Playlist

My 2022 Social Playlist

KK loves to hear hard rock during his daily morning walk. He shares a social message through the song he listens here. Enjoy the current affairs through the songs and music from his social playlist 

My Today’s #SocialPlaylist

25 Dec 2022

#HappyXMas #WarIsOver 

This #XMas let us get all the wars whether political, mental, religious, virtual, informational over with. Let the spirit of Santa prevail and deliver the gift of everlasting peace and happiness to all 🎄

Listen to My Previous #SocialPlaylist

17 Dec 2022

Son of #KillerQueen #BilawalBhutto

This has not to do with baseless statements made by #Pakistani Foreign Minister in #UN. I strongly condemn you and wish your country goes #Bankrupt and your country and you fall on the feet of PM Modi and India soon

14 Dec 2022

Adnan is singing #ImmigrantSong

This has nothing to do with Adnan being held up in US by Immigration Officer. Bro, you should have shown your #Pakistani passport. With #Indian passport you look like famine stricken trying to seek asylum and the establishment is trying to get even with you 😳

9 Dec 2022

Every Breath you take, I’ll be #Stalking you

This has nothing to do with #Apple being sued by #Girlfriend because #ex-Boyfriend stalked her using #AirTag. Now #TimCrook will say why me? #Google and Android has be locating your location 24×7 thru their phones 😡

5 Dec 2022

It’s #DoubleTrouble

This has nothing to do with twin sisters from Mumbai marrying a dude with consent. Now the police is figuring out who is the offender here for #polyamrous consent to relationship. Jab Mian Biwiah Razi toh Kya Karega Police Mamu 😂

30 Nov 2022

#Mahindra #FastCar

This has nothing to do with INR 200 mil #Mahindra Pininfarina’s all-electric Battista hypercar has become “World’s fastest street-legal vehicle”. Now the issue is affordability and roads to drive such car at such speed in India. #Ghadkari plan for #hypersonic roads for such cars 🚗

28 Nov 2022

If I can #Dream

This is has nothing to do #ElvisPresley & me feeling the same pain of the world

We’re lost in a cloud with too much rain

We’re trapped in a world that’s troubled with pain

But as long as a man has the strength to dream

He can redeem his soul and fly

25 Nov 2022

#Shutup #Qatar #FIFA2020

This has not to do with #German Football team #Shutup their mouths as a protest against #Qatar #HumanRights. Now who is going to issue #Fatwa? FIFA or Qatar? Don’t go too far. Else #Japanese will have to clean your mess and boos 😐

21 Nov 2022

#Rasna #Desi #SodaPop

This has nothing to do with #Khambata uncle who got us joy in childhood is no more. He gave us the joy of #Tang and fizz to our summer vacation in our childhood. #Bawa, its difficult to say Tata Tata to you forever. God Speed 🙏

19 Nov 2022

India’s private #Rocket

This has nothing to do with #Vikram rocket successfully launched in space by India’s private sector with #ISRO help. Now #ElonMusk will SpaceX and toast to #Desis, To infinity, and beyond 🚀

15 Nov 2022

#Twitter is such a #Rejection of #Freedom of #Speech

This has nothing to do with the $8 blue tick. But more use cases.

1. #RPO – Hire and fire people on Twitter

2. #Employee Benefits – Rather than bloat over $400 meals issue $8 meal passes on Twitter to employees

#Musk Bro rather make Twitter top #HR platform, you will make $54 billion in no time. 🧑‍🎤

14 Nov 2022

Don’t pour #sugar on me

This has not to do with #WorldDiabetesDay and increasing incidence of #Diabetes. High blood sugar levels can affect nerves, kidneys, eyes, heart and blood vessels too. Live a solid lifestyle like a #Rock and become a #Star🧑‍🎤

13 Nov 2022

#England are the #WorldChampions

This has nothing to do with #Brits defeating their #Islamic Colony Pakistan in #T20 #WorldCup. Now #PakPM #ShahbazSharif will have to pay #Lagaan to #LondonCourt for #corruption & #moneyembezzled from donations for flood relief. #Wallah

11 Nov 2022

#Nobody’s fault but mine

This has nothing to do with #India thumping defeat in #T20WorldCup #SemiFinal. We underestimated #Brits who gave us exit instead. Now it’s paining like Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah

6 Nov 2022

#Pakistan was #Twisting by the Pool

This has nothing to do with #Pakistan #T20 twists and turns in Pool B to qualify for #semifinals of #WorldCup. #Inshallah you twist #NewZealand out to meet #India in the Final. Taa Tata Tata otherwise to Next World Cup then. 🏏

3 Nov 2022

Delhi does not #Breathe (in the Air)

This is has nothing to do #AAP CMs of Delhi & Punjab being helpless in improving air quality in Delhi. Like oxygen shortage during Covid Wave 2, AAP now wants the Center to provide fresh breathing air to Delhi. #Mann, what happened to your promise of agri reform in Punjab? 🧨

1 Nov 2022

Sultans of #high swing

This has nothing to do with #Pakistan pacer Wasim Akram throwing a personal reverse swinger about going high on #Cocaine while commenting on #Cricket. Now when you prick your finger with #Accucheck 6-7 times a day to check sugar, may as well pump some sugar to maintain its levels in blood 😜

25 Oct 2022

#YesPM #Sanuk

This has nothing to do with a #Desi minority Brit being elected as a Tory leader. Proud moment for the World. As Desi CEOs reign many #Fortune companies, time for Desi PMs to reign countries. Desi dhamaka 🧨

21 Oct 2022

#MissTrust for #LizTruss

This has nothing to do with the shortest serving #Conservative #UK #PM. Sis, your fight for PM candidature was longer than as PM. Welcome to the league of Shortest serving PM with our #ABVajpayee. Reverse #Colonial mindset inflicting the Colonisers 🤣

19 Oct 2022

Mama is saying #Sweet Child O’ Mine

This is has nothing to do with 3-yrs old Child in Madhya Pradesh raising a police complaint against her momma for stealing chocolates. What a Sweet Law era! Sweet tooth Kids fighting nail for their candy rights against their Sweet Stealing Mommas. Choco cops need to nab choco criminals now 🍫

16 Oct 2022

#StayHungry

This is has nothing to do with India on 107 position on #HungerIndex. Bro, this is a measure of hunger of politicians to stash away corrupt money. Sri Lankan and Pakistani leaders have soo much money that they are not so hungry as Indian corrupt politicians. ED, CBI, and other agencies have worked so hard that we have such a low global money hunger ranking🤑

12 Oct 2022

#FollowYou

This has nothing to do with #Y2K black swan event on followers count by 000’s on #Facebook. Now algos are teaching effects of #Gardenwalls #Facebook created against others to those who chase followers. Mark Zuckerberg, those who follow you need good reason to follow you. Now learn to follow yourself first before we can follow you 😳

9 Oct 2022

Double #HeartAttack Risk

This has nothing to do with 18 to 39 years old males who had mRNA Covid jabs and also fallen out of love with a broken heart having increased cardiac risk of death. Now guys select your Covid jab and your lover judiciously to avoid heart aches 💔

7 Oct 2022

Cough syrup

This has nothing to do with #MaidenPharma’s potent concoction of #coughsyrups ban. Some kids are going high on the same cough syrup without any cough symptoms. Yes they do want to get the Maiden’s cough syrup unbanned for recreational purposes. Some chemistry and its mechanism of action for uncoughing kids in India!

3 Oct 2022

#Mercedes to Auto

This has nothing to do with #Mercedes CEO ditching his #Sclass to take a #BajajAuto to beat the traffic woes in Pune. Now waiting for Mercedes A Class Tuk Tuk. Will be a rage in UK as Pound can only buy Mercedes Tuk Tuk 😝

30 Sept 2022

#Pound is Pounding

This has nothing to do with falling #Pound sterling performance against other currencies. After #Brexit it’s now going to be #Poundxit. Some #Ponzi in UK doesn’t know how to control to falling Pound.💸

22 Sept 2022

Moonlighting is #Wages of Sin

This has to do with the moonlighters being sacked from an IT company labelled as ‘namak’ haram. Now if you pay peanuts you get smart ass monkeys. Where are the other haram khoors who are earning without doing nothing? Sack them first. Wallah moolah of exploitation Lalaji 💸

19 Sept 2022

#Spirits Having Flown

This has nothing to do with #PunjabCM could not fly #Lufthansa on high spirits. #UdtaPunjabCM is deboarded and in #DaruDelhiCM are CBIzed. #AAP is definitely for duty-free booze policy take off. Maybe they need a different aircraft and runaway. But one thing is certain, AAP can’t get its CMs sobered up. What a hangover! Hic🤪

17 Sept 2022

#Birthday

This is has nothing to do with #Kremlin Vlad says it’s your birthday and #PMModi says it’s my birthday. Our #PM & India had a good time at #SCO party not inviting #Chini border #Jingping & #Pakistani dishonest #Sharif to it. Take a chance to meet #Modi, some other time then 🎂

8 Sept 2022

#Weather with U

This has nothing to do with Bengaluru or Balochistan or Julius Caesar and the Roman Empire, Couldn’t conquer the blue sky leading to the Great floods.

Everywhere you go, weather will catch up with you if you don’t care about the environment. ⛈️

5 Sept 2022

Up yours to #MadeinEngland

This has nothing to do with #India overtaking it’s former ruler #England as a bigger economy in the world. Like #EltonJohn says well here’s my middle finger, a billion Indian are showing up yours to Brits and a true Brexit in marching ahead of them in world order. Bollocks to Brits who ill treat their own homos 😜

28 Aug 2022

#Dynamite

This has got nothing to do with 0ver 3700 kgs of dynamite and explosives used for Noida Supertech twin towers demolition. This is tremendous progress from the bulldozers for demolition in UP. The eyeballs of TV coverage from India has Chinese wondering how do they outshine their #Evergrande

25 Aug 2022

Heigh Ho

This has nothing to do with an IT Industry veteran lashing out at IT Industry for treating freshers like #Midgets. Such a fairy tale of Snow Grey and Several Dwarfs. Boys, keep digging in tech mines with your shovels n picks

24 Aug 2022

God is a woman

This has nothing to do with #JNU VC stating that Gods and women come from lower caste and women given #shruddras status. Baby, by that logic God is a woman.

I don’t wanna waste no time, yeah

You ain’t got a one-track mind, yeah

18 Aug 2022

Playing with the boys

This has nothing to do with an MP playing football in designer saree n sneakers. Atleast she is sporting enough unlike another MP who plotted to get India banned in #FIFA. Who’s kicking who? ⚽

13 Aug 2022

Maa Tujhe Salaam

This is 75th Independence Day for India. It’s a proud moment for us all. Hoist the Indian Flag in your homes. Here’s mine with a mantra that we gave to the Late PM AB Vajpayee. Healthcare for all
https://kapilkhandelwal.com/category/healthcare/healthcare-for-all/

11 Aug 2022

#Brothers and #Sisters

This has nothing to do with the #Rakshabandhan festival today. Bros, get your gifts, love and affection out for your Sis, else you will miss the miss in your life 🤗

7 Aug 2022

#Friend like me

This has to do with #FriendshipDay today. Not every one is blessed with a #Friend like me. But get your ginny in the bottle out and enjoy with your friends of all shades today. Cheers 🤗

6 Aug 2022

It’s gonna be #Heartache tonight

This has nothing to do with all the politicians in #ED custody and jail having heart problems. Bros, your heart was fit n healthy when you were stashing away corrupt money. Why such palpitation now you’re caught red handed 🤔

3 Aug 2022

It’s #LouisVuitton #LV for me

This has nothing to do with media coverage of MP carrying LV handbag during inflation debate in Parliament. Now it was to protest for Tax Rebates and/or allow Chinese Imitation LV bags in India to make LV affordable for masses in the light of prices rise and falling INR protests 😡

29 July 2022

Son of Man is Tarzan

This has nothing to do with a political cartoon calling men rebels as monkeys. Now only one person magically transformed these monkeys to chietains capable of wining elections. Looks like this person had witchy powers and Harry Potter’s magic wand and used Expecto Apeum to turn monkeys to Chieftains. What an Ass! Any spells here? 😳

24 July 2022

#HotStuff

This has nothing to do with #RanveerSingh doing #FullMonty. Looks like he was auditioning for co-star with #DemiMoore for #Striptease in #StripClubs. Bollywood’s recession hit that stars dare to bare for a booty call 😂

😉

22 July 2022

People of the Pride

This has not to do with Indians have elected their President with #ST pride. We congratulate & are proud. But elsewhere Brits want a #Brexit from Boris & new PM for a fresh (s)Tory in British politics. They put up ST (Sunak-Truss) slugfest. If Sunak wins, then its big kudos to our #Desi Pride over colonialism mindset. Then Indians will truly celebrate mental Brexit in our history 😉

20 July 2022

Sr Musk’s Secret Sweet Child

This has nothing to do with Errol Musk had a baby with his step daughter at 73. Now he is proposed to jerk in the cup to produce another #IVF #ElonMusk. Now, problem is Elon has been jerking the Twitter cup for over 9 months and still not produced IVF Twitter genetically of his choice 😝⛈️

19 July 2022

Hey Deva, #RainonMe

This has nothing to do with one State Chief Minister #KCR stating that #Rains, #Floods have a foreign hand. Yes Bro, rains clouds form over #ArabianSea & #BayofBengal which is in a foreign jurisdiction to your state. Only God’s Hand can control which way these clouds go! All you can do is issue a one-time visa warning to clouds to come to your land and rain through meteorology. My God! Even rains are xenophobia for some now. How unnatural? ⛈️

18 July 2022

#GabbarSingh is Back

This has not to do with #Pappu referring to #GST as #GabbarSinghTax. That’s true GST will be applied on #Hospitalbeds for tax evaders once #Gabbar bashes them up. It’s another issue that there is no pass thru input credit. But Pappu Service Tax #PST is just a time zone and there is not taxes for passing thru it 😅

16 July 2022

Yes, Money for Flowers!

This has nothing to do with #JCFlowers taking over #YesBank’s INR 48K cr for INR 11K cr. #YesBank is singing

And I count my dollars for hours
Still I don’t have money for #JCflowers
And it don’t seem right
But we made it this far

And, Ballad of #YesBank continues as it has an orientation, complication & resolution 😳

15 July 2022

It’s only #Words

This has nothing to do with dictionary of #unparliamentarywords published by our legislative arm for day to day conduct of its affairs. Now I am suffering from #Verbophobia. Is my pet #Pappu also unparliamentary? What do I call him now? 🤬

14 July 2022

Clear #Visions in my eyes

This has nothing to do with eyesdrops that can clear your short-sightedness. Now what about removing your mental myopia and the blinkers you wear of parochialism that make you think short term. Any meds for that? 😎

13 July 2022

Thinking about the #Lions

This has nothing to do with new lions on #Ashoka. Logos get refreshed and makeovers with time so is brand identity of Indian Emblem. Now our legal tender will also start roaring like our #MakeinIndia’s Lion. #JaiHind 🦁

11 July 2022

Celebrating #Humankind

This has nothing to do with this year there will be arrival of the 8 billionth of humankind. Stay happy, safe sex and reproduce judiciously. #HappyWorldPopulationDay2022

9 July 2022

It’s #Mojito for me today

This has nothing to do with the World Celebrating the #RumDay today. I will be enjoying my Rum today in the cocktail version. Let your Rum flow in #PinaColada #daiquiri #Hurricane #Knickerbocker or #CableCar. Else you can #breezer through the day with #Bacardi. Happy Rum Day to you all. 🍸

6 July 2022

It’s time for me to fly

This has nothing to do with mass sick leave of #Indigo In(G) staff to #AirIndia. Now the HR of the airline that announced ahead of time departure of its flight will announce ahead of time departure of its staff 😅

4 July 2022

Bill, #Startmeup

This has nothing to do with LinkedIn saying “Everyone starts somewhere” to #BillGates 48 year old #resume for potential #jobs . Yeah, Bill’s resume has been accepted #divinely and #virtually by all Jobs recruiters. Someone called #Steve has also started considering Bill for one of his Jobs in paradise to Start Bill Up towards creating nirvana

30 June 2022

I’ll be back again

This has nothing to do with Maharashtra and US politics. Potus, Fadnavis, Thakarey, Raut, Pawar all saying that they will be back after being back stabbed in the game of thrones. Chairs can seat many. Let’s change this one person one throne policy in constitutions. What about the people’s mandate 😬

26 June 2022

It’s #cocaine

This has nothing to do with International Day against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking. Don’t do #drugs else you will be wasted. How cool is it 😎

24 June 2022

Your the voice

This has nothing to do with my voted #ShivSena #MLA being holed in hotel in #Guwahati. I hope this does attract me sedition, criminal, religious, violence and any other rebellious acts n misdemeanours to be put behind bars by MVA, NCP, INC, TMC, BJP, etc. Jai Hind for my voice 🙏

20 June 2022

Hey Cotton Eye #JoeBiden

This has nothing to do with Biden falling off his bike.
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye #Joe
I’d been married long time 45 years ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
After you fell off your bike
#Shaadi.Com? 🤔

19 June 2022

It’s Father and Son lineage

This has nothing to do with Papa Day today. But this message of Papa to Son is very important otherwise there will be reduced Daddy population, if Daddy don’t get created legitimately. Now don’t get down to what taste of Daddy is? It’s Sugar, Salt, Spice… 🤔

16 June 2022

Livin’ On The #MicrosoftEdge

This has nothing to do with Bill saying #Microsoft axed #InternetExplorer because it ‘ran out of microchips’ vaccinating everyone. Bro, in India too there were folks who did not want to endorse our #Desi #Covid #Vaccine because it was #BJP’s vaccine. Now that you have sunsetted #Explorer, our vaccine controversies also sunsetted after around 2 billion doses were safely and effectively delivered, that you also praised. You may continue your issues with you and Melinda and the #foundations of marriage.

15 June 2022

It’s Covid #Amnesia

This has nothing to do with #AAP #HealthMinister suffering from Covid-led memory loss. Bro, we are not suffering from amnesia. How can we forget Covid in your reign in Delhi, when there were no beds, ventilators, food, oxygen and vaccines? The whole world remembers your Party’s ads on TV

14 June 2022

Warning: Traffic Jam Day

This has nothing to do with visit of #Modi to #AmchiMumbai today. The traffic is always there with jams in some places due short signals, diggings, bad patches and now monsoons. We welcome PM to our city frequently. More JNRUM funding for roads and transportation for us in the future 🤔

11 June 2022

I am ordering #Aikon #Risotto

This has nothing to do with Congress ordering ban on #Italian #RahulGandhi #Pasta in UP. Why so much protest. Does #Italy own sovereign rights on #Rahul #Gandhi #Pasta? Sure, menu can be amended to #Desi #PappuG #Italian #Pista. Congress can definitely bend backwards now 🤔

9 June 2022

Janie’s Got a Gun in the US

This has nothing to do with US House passing a wide-ranging package of gun control legislation called the “Protecting Our Kids Act,” Let the Senate pass it too. Else we will see #StevenTyler will be cryin’ even louder and protesting that we are livin’ on the edge.

Now that Janie’s got a gun
She ain’t never gonna be the same

5 June 2022

Why #Moderation to #propitiation commentator?

This has nothing to do with #GeertWilders, #Dutch leader of Party for Freedom asking Indians politicians not to appease #Arabs. Wallah, now Mullah will issue Fatwah for the truth to condemn propitiation by both of them.

Then bow your head in the house of God
And little girl, who do you think you are?

🎾

5 June 2022

Age ain’t nothing but a number, bro

This has nothing to do with 42 years old our desi Tennis pro reaching #RolandGarros #FrenchOpen2022 semi finals. Bro, don’t get gutted at your loss of not reaching the finals. You motivate me to play hard at my age 🎾

4 June 2022

Ass like that uses Mule to ride the deals

This has nothing to do with #Fidelity & #IIFL jackass equity dealers front running as per #SEBI. Now you see some redemption in Mutual setting of funds as these asses get banned & penalised. #WFH & #DealRoom are not the same

30 May 2022

It’s Born in the USA now

This has nothing to do USA taking pole position as largest importer to India overturning Chinese dominance. Now Musk wants to tilt the balance back to China by exporting his made in China Tesla’s to India. Apple also bit into its own Apple to get a bite of Indian market. What are you #Musk(M)Ellon 😁

24 May 2022

Biden wants a #SleepingChild

This has nothing to do with #Biden #Quad partner, #AussiePM being congratulated to take a nap now. Biden Bro, after winning your US Presidential campaign you have been sleep walking and creating such a insomniac global response to your slu(r)mber. World leaders are elected to walk the talk on their campaign promises and not sleep walk them 😴

23 May 2022

A #billionaire #rockstar is born everyday

This has nothing to do with as per #Oxfam, world is producing a billionaire #RichieRich, #ScroogeMcDuck, #MrMonopoly and many more rock star characters almost every day during Covid Pandemic and Russian-Ukraine War. What can I say, a bat-virus and war bred in communist world for the world to face the music, leads to spike in multi-billionaire protein and fast spread of wealth in the billionaire club in democratic world. I am squashing the crib of leftist #Oxfam

19 May 2022

It’s #MonkeyMan Pox now

This has nothing to do with USA announcing it’s first #MonkeyPox case. Now in the line of #poxvirus infections starting from small, cow, chicken, camel, horse, seal, squirrel, sheep, goat, swine, hare, excetra and all sorts of bird pox, we have a pox closer to a primate now. Take care and don’t kiss any primate other than your mate 😜

18 May 2022

It’s the #Period Damn

This has nothing to do with Spain being the first country in Western World to offer #Menstrual Leave. Now what about the sympathy leave for partners whose lady’s charms lead to chums. Think of Men O Pause at Work😳

17 May 2022

It’s All Right, Ma #ChitraRamakrishna

This has nothing to do with #DelhiCourt #RockStar #Judge #SanjeevAggarwal quoted a song by #BobDylan “money doesn’t talk, it swears”
and said that #ChitraRamkrishna was running #NSE akin to that of a private club

Baby, its no bail only jail for you 😎

16 May 2022

It’s our #Rocket launching our #Shuttlers

This has nothing to do with our #shuttlers who fired rockets instead of the shuttle corks to be world champions on courts. Elsewhere #Twitter is playing on dangerous courts now 😍

11 May 2022

It’s a #TicketToHeaven

This has nothing to do with the rumours in press that #Congress will give one ticket to one family to fight elections. What happens to #Gandhi and coterie such as #Hooda, #Ghelot, #Nath, #Chidambaram, and the list goes on…Heaven only now how much #Chinta these families have to do #Chintan

9 May 2022

Elon’s Life in the Fast Lane

This has nothing to do with #ElonMusk expressing his #Thanatophobia. Dude, It happens when you have #tesla, #spacex & #twitter to write an #obituary
Life in the fast lane
Surely make you lose your mind 🧐

8 May 2022

Now you can Love In An Elevator

This has nothing to do with world’s largest elevator of the size of an #apartment being installed at #JioWorldCenter in #AmchiMumbai at #BKC. Now I can definitely have a bedroom in elevator and Livin’ it up when I’m goin’ down. 🛗

4 May 2022

Ain’t No mountain high enough – Nor is Nepal

This has nothing to do with recent #PappuG night life in #Gorkha Kingdom in the midst of Himalayan Mountains. His Chowkidar Chor Hain slogan has come to haunt him in the midst of Nepalese Chowkidars who did not like him shaking his booty to the music in the middle of night

2 May 2022

#Mayday #Mayday

This has nothing to do with #Maharashtra Political leaders & Pilot of #SpiceJet taking off from Maharashtra Capital #Mumbai calling out #Mayday to save their party and plane respectively. For others it’s #HappyLabourDay

30 April 2022

#Boom #Boom #Becker

This has nothing to do with #tennis star #BorrisBecker losing legal #serve n #volley in London court and going to jail. So sorry, in the life’s #grandslam, it’s a #financial game, set and #bankruptsy #match for the #protennis player who pokered with his life and finances  

27 April 2022

Don’t kill the #ChildinUs

This has nothing to do with the supreme court extending Kindergarten to age 6. Don’t push the kid in me out to harsh reality of grades, lessons, homework, exams and school discipline too early. We are #TareJameenPar. Papa, Mamma, happy children’s day in you

26 April 2022

Finally its #FreedomofSpeech

This has nothing to do with magnetism of Tesla that will bring together all purveyors of free speech on one platform called #TeslaTwitter. Now rest assured #realpotus will be #realdonaldtrump. And #twitter will not be able to show 🖕 to Indian Government and enjoy a free #tesla ride

24 April 2022

Who created #Poison #Pill

This has nothing to do with #Twitter #poisonpill for #Musk. Bro, what about the #vehonmous policies of Twitter banning folks in the name of fake, hate, religion and not following Indian cyber regulations.

22 April 2022

#Girls on #Film err #Flix

This has nothing to do with #Netflix getting beaten up on stocks and subscribers. Bro, there are other pro recreational content available for free. So why jerk on #Netflix so hard?

21 April 2022

#Wallah Fly like an Eagle

This has nothing to do with Arab Sheikh booking seats on a flight for his falcons. We just got over flying ban due to #Bat shit called coronavirus. Now get ready for poop of falcon sitting next to you on your next flight 🦅mashaallah

20 April 2022

#LetsgetLoud

This has nothing to do with the #loudspeakers used for religious purposes.
Let’s Get Loud
Turn the music up to hear that sound
Let’s get loud, Let’s Get Loud
Ain’t nobody gotta tell ya
What you gotta do

19 April 2022

#History defines #Tradition and #Heritage

This has nothing to do with #WorldHeritageDay today. I am happy and proud to go traditional. Very proud of our monumental heritage

18 April 2022

Janie’s Got a Gun & is on the run

This has nothing to do with frequent public gun shootings in the USA as they uphold #Humanrights record. Its all about #smokingun to hold #firearms freely & shoot at will

16 April 2022

Hey #Biden u got #Inflationblues

This has nothing to do with rising prices of food and fuel.
Hey Mr. President
You really played the game
Of #Humanrights violations in India
#Upyours 🖕

15 April 2022

#Koo it’s mushrooming #Words

This has nothing to do with the mushrooms parroting 50 words to each other. However if you eat wild mushrooms to get those extra words like those 13 idiots in Assam, it may take your heart away from beating 🍄

14 April 2022

#NoLemons on #LemonTree🍋

This has nothing to do with #vitaminC generating citrus being stolen of lemon trees in UP. Now even #LemonTree hotels will not be able to serve you #Sweetlimesoda to cool your rage on soaring lemon prices this summer. What’s next. #Onions?

13 April 2022

Flying on my desi #Aeroplane

This has nothing to do with #Dornier228 Made in India’s first commercial plane taking off in India

And music is my aeroplane

It’s my aeroplane

12 April 2022

I’do anything for love, but I won’t eat #MeatnLoaf 😘

This has nothing to do with raging argument between herbivores and carnivores. We taste what our brains want us to think. Go in for a #Blindtaste for a change. You may want to #Gharwapsi after that #JNU walas

9 April 2022

ImDim you are #BrothersinArms

This has nothing to do with #ImranKhan Government is dead but he now calls #Indians as #selfrespecting race. Bro, this is not a game of cricket where you can hurl bouncers, out swingers and doosras on Indians on Islamic and UN Forums and we will now respect you.
Now the sun’s gone to hell
The moon’s riding high
Let me bid you farewell
Every man has to die
#RiP #ImranKhan #GameOver

8 April 2022

#Express yourself in #Hindi

This has nothing to do with our National Language being turned into a language war in India. Now how do I translate and express my emotions? In Sub Titles. Bro, please give an app like #Aadhar so I can translate to all the #desidialects and maintain my verbal aadhar

7 April 2022

#HealTheWorld

This has nothing to do with #WorldHealthDay2022. Let’s resolve to #HealTheWorld and to keep humans and the planet healthy and foster a movement to create societies focused on well-being. I resolve to keep my BMI at 21.9 in the new normal against 26.9 before Covid

5 April 2022

You’re the #Voice

This has nothing to do with #AmitShah referring to his voice as manufacturing defect and calling it as #BigB angry young man’s pitch. Yeah You’re the people’s voice in the Parliament 🤬

3 April 2022

A #Pauper in #Paradise

This has nothing to do with #SriLanka going #Bankrupt. A paradise of King Ravan says,
“is now have a wealth of another kind
opulence is state of mind
i’m a poor man, with a fortune of a king”

2 April 2022

It’s Hindi #NewYearsDay

This has nothing to do with #U2 celebrating as #Ugadi #ChetiChand #Navreh #GudiPadwa and others in India. This is the diversity that #U2 and #TaylorSwift sing a song with same title. But I say,
“A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes on New Year’s Day”

1 April 2022

#Breathe with #NoMask

This has nothing to do with #AprilFool Day today. Breathe free without anyone breathing down your neck to fine you for not wearing your face accessory in public. But no PDA, you will be fined 😘

31 March 2022

#ComputerGod taking control of your #Privacy

This has nothing to do with a passenger on #IndiGo6E hacking into the website of #Indigo to take control of his baggage that was swapped. Now #Indigo’s Customer Service and IT Team is smoking something potent and their data privacy policy is a joke

30 March 2022

FY 2021-22, Don’t Close #TheBookofLove

This has nothing to do with closing your financial books tomorrow for FY 2021-22. However you may cook, fudge, evade, scam your financial books. But your book of love is true from your heart. 📖

29 March 2022

#MeninBlack #Smackthat on Stage

This has nothing to do with #WillSmith slapping #Rock at #Oscar2022. Now only #MeninBlack can Guard against extra-terrestrial violence. #Beatit #KingRichard we will #Rock you

27 March 2022

#Balleballe we got a World of Our Own

This has nothing to do with #DalerMehndi living in Meta and singing his verses. Now baby “We’ll build a world of our own that no one else can share
All our sorrows we’ll leave far behind us there
And I know you will find, there’ll be peace of mind
When we live in a world of our own”

25 March 2022

Wondering which #Kashmir files to be uploaded to #Youtube

This has nothing to do with #Baap #Kejriwal asking #KashmirFiles to be made available free. Bro, it’s already there. Question is which version #CelebrationDay, #Remastered, #Egyptian or #Original.

24 March 2022

Wondering #whoareyou registering my phone # for SMS alert

This has nothing to do with #ViP #OmarAbdullah receiving #SMS alerts on his phone for some phonies who got the shots. Now you are getting the taste of your medicine when your party ping SMS to jab for votes on our phones 📞

23 March 2022

Driving my Sci-Fi Automobile without #Airbags

This has nothing to do with the new rule to carry 6 airbags in the cars to protect the passengers in the rear. Now the car manufacturers are wondering what regulatory #airbag has hit them suddenly 

21 March 2022

#Thank U for your warm wishes

This has nothing to do with me completing one revolution around the sun and your greetings to wish me on the milestone. Some call it #birthday and some let the world go round and living around 🌍

20 March 2022

Dunking the sharks who are #TheGreatPretender

This has nothing to do with the #Sasta #SharkTank pretenders
Paneer Grover #AshneerGrover, Babita Papad #NamitaThapar, Chaman Gutka #AmanGupta & Uttapam Misal #AnupamMittal who are the parody of the #DesiSharks 😂

19 March 2022

Resigning as Dear Future #Husband

This has nothing to do with UN Study ranking Indian #Biwis as third most violent in the world. After reading this report, I have resigned from all the present and future posts of husband. I am willing to play Ghar Ghar although 🧐

18 March 2022

Celebrating #ColourMeBad festival

This has nothing to do with #Holi today. Here’s wishing you colouring all your loved ones in the new unormal. But for your special one you may sing along I wanna sex you up, while colouring badd safely 🙃

17 March 2022

Feeling the #Heat is on

This has nothing to do with the heat wave in Mumbai. “The heat is on
On the street
Inside your head
On every beat”
Tell me can you feel it? 🔥

13 March 2022

Enjoying my #Milkshake

This has nothing to do with the Country’s Delightful drink, the #Milk is now #lactose free from #ITC. Our country is now becoming more tolerant to those who are more #lactose intolerant. How sweet 🥛

11 March 2022

Humming Carry on my Wayward Son

This has nothing to do with the first son of political party elected from Waynard.
“Carry on, my wayward son
There’ll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don’t you cry, don’t you cry no more” over the election losses of your party 😭

9 March 2022

Thinking of those who are #MadeinEngland

This has nothing to do with the #MadeinEngland, Duke of York, Prince Andrew settling a sexual misdemeanour case in the district court of New York. Now he has lost all the #MadeinEngland Royal Titles 🧐

8 March 2022

Thinking of #Women Who Made me Complete!

This has nothing to do with #WomensDay today. “In the beginning
God made the land. Then He made the water and creatures, then He made man.
But there was somethin’ that was missin’, somethin’ lost
So he came with the answer, here’s what it cost
One part love, one part wild
One part lady, one part child, I give you
Women! women! – Lots of pretty women”

5 March 2022

Flipping to the tune of u can’t touch this

This has nothing to do with the king of spin tumbling wickets with his u can’t touch this deliveries has departed to bowl on a different heavenly wicket. RiP Shane Warne 🏏

4 March 2022

Facing the #CodeRed today

This has nothing to do with Ukraine’s Nuke Power Facility facing the #CodeRed. Station to station Yeah, code red Battle stations Code, code red Weapons ready Code red Fire one, fire two Code red…

3 March 2022

Wondering why are #Desis Livin’ on the edge?

This has nothing to do with Pew Research Center research on Indian’s views on gender roles. Desi bros, you are living on the a double-edged sword when you want women’s rights but you want more preferential rights over Desi sisters….And God knows it ain’t His. It sure ain’t no surprise, yeah

2 March 2022

Disturbed who will #Vilify them for their own #Device ?

This has nothing to do with #AsheerGrover getting his ass kicked out of #BharatPE. Grover is now singing, “When you vilify
You begin to nullify, everything that we’ve ever done
You’re fucking with my head As you vilify all I’ve ever given
I don’t want to fall apart anymore I want to end it right now” Ashneer, Another Vilified Founder Bites the Dust!

27 February 2022

Humming Ras Putin this morning

This has nothing to do with the Russian President Putin having the ire and sanctions of the western world. He was also the kind of teacher telling NATO to stop targeting Moscow chicks 😜

20 February 2022

Warning you Don’t Tread on Me

This has nothing to do with Russians treading on Ukraine and Alibaba and 42 websites treading on US trademarks. To secure territorial and trade peace is to prepare for war now 😥

16 February 2022

Humming oh la la this morning

This has nothing to do with the composer of our desi version of oh la la #BhappiLahiri is no more. You were adorning solid gold and gems. May you jewel up the heavens with your tunes. God Speed 🙏

14 February 2022

Waiting for my #QueenofMyHeart

This has nothing to do with #VallentineDay today. So here I sit in my secret place, where the sound of the crowd is so far away. Enjoy your day with your queen’s 😍

13 February 2022

Paying homage on #HarleyDavidson ride this morning

This has nothing to do with #Indian #Scootor Man Rahul Bajaj is no more. Man you made an average Indian feel he is riding a Bajaj like Harley and a bike of their own. RiP🙏

12 February 2022

Travelling on #LocomotiveBreath

This has nothing to do with #Mumbai #LocalTrains providing in train entertainment to its commuters. Instead of masks, you will be masking your face with your mobile phones in front of you 😂

9 February 2022

Driving in rage on the #GasolineAlley

This has nothing to do with #Hyundai driving against India on a slippery Gasoline Alley of Kashmir. I think I know what’s making me sad. Let Hyundai go back home where it started from 😤

6 February 2022

Feeling the sound of silence this morning

This has nothing to do with India’s #MelodyQueen alienating with the world forever with her voice. Your silence will be felt forever 😢

5 February 2022

Struggling to get my #Telephone network this morning

This has nothing to do with The Reliance Jio network seems to be down. What do we rely on? Reliance or Jio. You are breaking up on me mobile phone 😜

25 January 2022

There is a feeling of #Rejection

This has nothing to do with #Amazon feeling the backlash and rejection by their #Indian customers for insulting Indian flag. Disrespect me and you will get burned 😡

23 January 2022

Stepping with my new shoes into Stairway to heaven

This has nothing to do with #NetajiBose Birth Anniversary and #Mamata pouring in to declare today as National Holiday for #DeshNayakDibas. Ooh, makes me wonder, why the politics step up to those in heaven 🤔

22 January 2022

Looking for destinations for #PermanentVacation by #Aerosmith

This has nothing to do with our founders of start ups like #AshneerGrover of #BharatPe going on investor mandated paid temporary vacation for their misdemeanours. I wish I could find such misdemeanours and investors. 😅

21 January 2022

Flying into #sickular #dangerzone

This has nothing to do with our Defence Minister performing Puja on #RafaelJets termed as #Hindutva. Will Half-Italian #Pappu call Greek priest performing Puja on their Rafale as #Christiantva? 😢

20 January 2022

Confused about travel policy to #HotelCalifornia

This has nothing to do with #WHO stating that international travel bans are ineffective, #Maharaja cancels flights to California due to 5G trials and US Embassy refusing to issue visas. We are prisoners here of our own device 😜

19 January 2022

Shaking my viral hangover with #HeavyFuel

This has nothing to do with ex-JD-U Bihar MLA calling for an #Alcoholics Conference to challenge the booze prohibition. Maybe #AlcoholicsAnonymous may help here with piling cases of #Livercirrhosis. Bottoms Up. I would prefer the fat bottom girls to booz. 🍻

16 January 2022

Serving somebody my tennis serve

This has nothing to do with Djokovic not able to serve somebody on Australian Open Tennis Courts, but Australian courts serving him notices and volley of detentions.

15 January 2022

Saluting our #Troopers with #IronMaiden this morning

This has nothing to do with Indian Army Day. The burgle sound, the charge begins. Always ready to fight for protecting Indian borders and keep us safe🙏

14 January 2022

Flying my #Kite with #U2 this morning

This has nothing to do with the festivity of flying kites in India. It’s make my heart flutter and gives me wings to fly the skies with love and affection 😍

11 January 2022

Feeling the change of heart this morning

This has nothing to do with doctors in US hogging up a pig’s heart to replace in man. The heart and man are doing fine. Medical marvel 😍

10 January 2022

Enjoying the Taste of India this morning

This has nothing to do with the National Language Hindi lingers on tip as my mother tongue and other 500 million. Happy World #Hindi Day 🤗

4 January 2022

Shaking my ass to #Mobile this morning

This has nothing to do with #Blackberry mobiles turning into brick in the wall as Blackberry stops provisioning. Another one Bites the Dust 💀

2 January 2022

Enjoying #Science #Fiction this morning

This has nothing to do with my love for science and technology and the fictional material it can generate for entertainment. Happy Science Fiction Day

1 January 2022

It was a #WalkofLife in 2021

This has nothing to do with my walk of 2754kms in 2021 and losing 12kgs in 2021. Happy New Year 2022 with a stronger resolve 😅