My 2023 Social Playlist

My 2023 Social Playlist

KK loves to hear hard rock during his daily morning walk. He shares a social message through the song he listens here. Enjoy the current affairs through the songs and music from his social playlist 

My Today’s #SocialPlaylist

28 Dec 2023

Tiny Frog

This has nothing to do with the world’s smallest frog being discovered recently. In a world where everything is evolving as mega, Darwin will turn in his grave on evolution theory 😅

Listen to My Previous #SocialPlaylist

18 Dec 2023

Its #Poison
This has nothing to do with the perpetrators of 1993 Mumbai blasts and 26/11 Mumbai attacks are mysteriously poisoned. The poison that Mir and Dawood spread in Mumbai has taken taken its toll. Lahore wallah kulat!

21 Nov 2023

Dreamy skies in India
This has nothing to do with #MickJagger taking a break in India and #PMModi asking him to keep coming back. Our #RockStar PM is not going to leave any stone rolling come 2024.

12 Nov 2023

I can see clearly now
This has nothing to do with #IntraOcular #Lens #IOL fitted in both my eyes to remove #cataract. This festive season I am seeing clearly now. Wishing that the dark clouds of hatred around the world are cleared and you all see the lights with the lights of #Diwali

27 Oct 2023

Bye bye bye #Pakistan

This has nothing to do with #Pakistan saying tata to #ICCWorldCup2023. Pakis’ #Beefy cricket is not the game that in good taste in India. Till then #BhainskiAnkh err bulls eye on your #ICCRanking focus. #Inshallah see you later in next #WorldCup.

12 Sept 2023

If I ever lose faith
This has nothing to do with Pakistanis losing faith in India’s sun n moon missions, #G20 success and cricket team’s win in Asia Cup. For a nation whose identity is built on one up man ‘ship’ on India, they have lost faith in their own and feel injured like their cricketers who are world #1. Tough luck

6 Sept 2023

A Taste of India
This has nothing to do with the President of Republic of Bharat inviting G20 leaders for dinner at Bharatiya Rashtrapati Bhavan for sweet taste of desi hospitality n thalis. Now what is the vindaloo all about? Samosa is samosa in India and Bharat constitutionally🤙

30 August 2023

Another #Rocket from ISRO
This has nothing to do with India’s another rocket launch to the sun. #AdityaL1 count down commencing, fire one, we’re lifting off with you! The nation’s pride and hope 🧑‍🚀

17 August 2023

Livin’ on a Prayer
This has nothing to do with #Church attacks in Pakistan after attacks on Temples. For a failed state, Pakistanis are living on a prayer. Whether is Tommy or Gina elsewhere in the world, Tahir or Gulbano in Pakistan, it is no permit to attack and vandalise any place of prayer. Wallah, condemnable is it in Allah’s name whether Jesus or Isa.

11 August 2023

Windows #Down Maya Up
This has nothing to do with sunsetting Microsoft Windows from Indian Defense. Maya will operate the systems. Baby, what will Microsoft Defender do to defend Pentagon in cyberspace when it goes down, down, even if sky is falling down. Sky is Azure now 😅

6 August 2023

Friends – i will be there
This has nothing to do with Friendship Day today. Here the twist to the Friends Theme Song. Bond with your friends today for life. After all what are friends for 🙃

4 August 2023

I Fly Away From Here
This has nothing to do with King Kholi flying back to India on a chartered private jet. Now the Pakistanis are wondering why their Emperor Barber Azam is unable to fly even a BA flight. British Airways has dues pending from Pakistan and does not want to fly Porkies. PSL can only provide for PIA if they are able to fly their aircrafts after paying their dues to different countries 😵‍💫

28 July 2023

I can see clearly now
This has nothing to do with that the rains have gone and so is flooding. But I can see obstacles in AAP’s way. Now that Raghav Chadda has been praying after the crow’s dive for his head as an omen of dark days ahead inspite of sun shining on INDIA 😊

26 July 2023

I.N.D.I.A wants No #Confidence
This has nothing to do with the opposition parties of India pushing for a #NoConfidence motion in both houses during #Monsoon. Yeah that’s what MPs are elected to gain confidence of their electorate to pass no confidence in both their houses. Over #SheshMahal house of who? 😬

18 July 2023

Life is #Long Life
This has nothing to do with Harvard Medical Study that has identified a combination of drugs that can reverse the aging process within a week that resulted in the rejuvenation of aged muscles, liver tissue, and other organs. The #Elixir of Youth is out. I wonder what happens if I take a cocktail of #taurine and this combination of drugs. I will reverse age to a baby or let’s say be ageless. Wait for the wonder drug to be out soon we will see seventy as the new seventeen. 👶

14 July 2023

One way ticket to #Moon
This has nothing to do with the Chandrayaan 3, taking moon lander on a one way trip to the moon. Kudos to the #ISRO team for their perseverance to send LR-Lander/Rover to Moon once again

11 July 2023

The #Tomato #Ketchup
This has nothing to do with Tomato truck being highjacked in Bangalore. Tomatar Terrorism is on the rise with the price rise. Now you got to change your taste buds to ear buds and shake your hips to enjoy the food with the Ketchup Song 😜

10 July 2023

Immigrant song in #PoK
This has nothing to do with the online transfer of #GilgitBaltistan by #Twitter to India overnight. Now Porkis Immigrants are singing #Wallah Twitter, I am coming back to Kashmir, without a bullet fired and no bloodshed for this immigration 🤣

3 July 2023

#Smoke on the Water
This has nothing to do with France that is burning due to a shooting gun. Like #DeepPurple said a flare gun could bring down a cassino in Swiss. Let’s not flare up the gun and burn France and EU. #Wallah #Crusade will follow the fires

28 June 2023

#Goodenough is no more
This has nothing to do the man who gave Random Access Memory #Ram and #Li-ion battery to the world has passed away. #Goodenough you were a #Lion for Witness to Grace. #RiP and #Godspeed 🙏

24 June 2023

Come under my #Umbrella
This has nothing to do with how heads of US and Pakistan states use umbrellas. #Obama cared for 2 women under the umbrella. While poor #Sharif stole umbrella of woman offering it. No wonder lady IMF MD is not willing to offer the $$ bail out umbrella to Pakistanis. Porkies may take her billion $ umbrella away and never return when there is sunshine. #Lahorwalakuwat, let it rain on Pakistan without umbrellas

21 June 2023

Gone to the USA
This has nothing to do with PM Modi is in the USA. But many Indian diaspora face the challenges to be part of mainstream America. Yet 150+ Indian made it to the top of Corporate America. Bhai Den’s White Den err House is Tricoloured now. Jai Hind to our Desi Amrikis. 🙏

18 June 2023

Cat’s in the Cradle #Papa
This has nothing to do with Papa Day today. But as the song plays, don’t rock and roll so much that you forget that cradle that you got to forward your lineage. Be a good role Dad. He is also going to be Papa someday. Happy Father’s Day 😎

13 June 2023

#Pakistan is #DonkeyKong
This has nothing to do with increasing donkey population in Pakistan. While India has banned online games, Pakistan has upped the Donkey games. Didn’t know that donkeys can be high stakes porkibaazi for Pakistanis😅

5 June 2023

#ColdTurkey to #PakPM like #ModiHug
This has nothing to do with Paki PM getting cold shoulder on hug to Turkey’s President. Wallah, #Erdoğan said to Shabaz, Mangoes🥭 n hugs🤗 don’t go together if you like to beg like Modi said to Paki PM bombs💣peace 🕊️ don’t go together if you want to talk. Next time open up your #Toshakhana if you want money 😎

31 May 2023

#Pappus #Godfather complex
This has nothing to do with Pappu saying that Modi can sit with God and control destiny. Bro, now someone will file a defamation case on behalf of God against you in God’s court. Now you have to bring your divinely lawyers to defend you in that court. How deviously divine. How about God Jodo Yatra now? God save India 🇮🇳

30 May 2023

#Thunder (storm) stuck IPL Final
This has nothing to do with rain stuck #IPL2023 finals which has created thundering play and record of sorts. All the best to the players who made the most watched event in this part of the world a success. Screw #PCB and #PSL who are washed away by #BCCI and IPL

26 May 2023

#TheBest Simply
This has got to do with #TinaTurner whose songs turned up the tunes when I got introduced to genres of different rock. God Speed and Rock in Peace 😥

24 May 2023

Moneytalks2.0
This has nothing to do with demonetisation 2.0 of 2000 rupee notes. Now hoards of stash of cash will be coming out to buy hoards of goods in cash to stash away to use another day. Social good to boost social economy

Tailored suits, chauffeured cars
Fine hotels and big cigars
Up for grabs, up for a price
Where the red hot girls keep on dancing through the night
The claim is on you

21 May 2023

PCB Chair drags #Star into Sports War
PCB Najam Sethi says that Star Sports will pull out of broadcasting if there is no Indo-Pak match. Bro your daily #Doosras against #BCCI is being hit out of Pak, err Park. You better fall on the feet of #Yoda #JayShah. He has powers to stream #starswars on #JioCinema. Else you can take your Stars and play rebel cricket on #Death Star with Star 😎

14 May 2023

Mission #Mother Love
This has nothing to do with #MotherDay2023 today. Some are fortunate to receive mamma’s. Big hugs to all Mamma’s from their kids. Maa Tujhe Salaam 🤗

12 May 2023

I’m the Dim n #Poison

This has nothing to do #ImranKhan fearing that he is being slowly poisoned in jail. But what about slow poison that he is delivering to his country and country men to that them to the brink. His venom, his life, his jannat e Pak, his kaum. Wallah, Long Life to him. Stay safe in jail.

7 May 2023

Bye bye bye #BillooRani
This has nothing to do with no handshakes with Pakistani FM Billo Rani in Goa by our FM #Jaishankar at #SCO. Now we want our #PoK back as you have pissed n jerked Indians enough.
We are glad to sing on his Departure from India
I don’t want to make it tough
I just want to tell you that I’ve had enough (of your Kashmir rant)
It might sound crazy but it ain’t no lie baby (Billo Rani)
Bye bye bye
Our Tata Tata Tata is better 🙋

5 May 2023

Money Money Money thru #ChatGPT
This has nothing to do with Joshua Browder, the founder and CEO of DoNotPay recently claimed that he received $217.85 (Rs 18,000) in refunds after he asked AI chatbot GPT-4 to “find him money”. Now don’t work n think your ass n go broke 🤑

26 April 2023

Aam Aadmi to Killer Queen err King
This has nothing to do with #ArvindKejriwal #Parivartan to King Antoinette with his splurge of INR45 cr during Covid for his lavish home. Now I can hum
sHe keeps the Moët et Chandon (Liquor) in His pretty cabinet (of Ministers)
“Let them eat cake” sHe says, just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy for Kruschev and Kennedy (Commies n Democrats)
At anytime, an invitation you can’t decline

25 April 2023

#Jihadi #Pak #Battle #Symphony
This has nothing to do with Pakistani war cry after our soldiers were martyred by their terror factory. Now they sing different tunes. No money and ammunition to fight war with India. No elections because of war. No IMF, Saudi and UAE funds to issue war fatwa on India. I pity them for their #jasba. Keep fighting your own battles. India has no time to engage with you in war n peace. ✌️

12 April 2023

#G20 in #Kashmir 

This has nothing to do with #Pakistan getting perturbed on G20 meeting in Srinagar. Wallah, where Pakistan goes to begging for money are coming to Kashmir to invest money. Ooh, my baby, let me take you there… Where? #Kashmir 😎

8 April 2023

Big city life #AmchiMumbai
This has nothing to do with #AmchiMumbai figuring #15 city in the world with best public transport. Kudos to #best Mumbai public for using public transport and not destroying pubic property. Wait for the #Metro, we will become #1 city in the world 😎

4 April 2023

#Rejection of I’m Dim
This has nothing to do with #ImranKhan wanting referendum instead of elections in bankrupt Pakistan. The new two nation fatwa of Imran for Pakis. Either be Turkey or Myanmar. Bro, Turkey nor Myanmar will make you their Prime Minister 🤣

3 April 2023

Kejriwal needs #ProperEducation

This has nothing to do with #Kejriwal being fined in #Modi Degree case by court. #AAP needs proper education in running corrupt free goberment which they failed on their promise. Bro, show your degree in Governance else your bluff will be out in Muhallas of anarchy 😉

1 April 2023

#Immortal by 2025
This has nothing to do with humans achieving immortality by 2025 as per #Google scientist Ray Kurzweil. Now #MichaelJackson will be turing in his grave only if he had waited till 2025. He would have been immortal 😎

24 Mar 2023

#NoApology  

This has nothing to do defamation of India and its people let alone #Modi. One Pappu has hogged limelight and taken time of Judiciary, Parliament and Media. Pappu is dead. Its a personal revolution for #Pappu2.0

22 Mar 2023

After folded hands, its bended knees

This has nothing to do with #ArvindKejriwal requesting with folded hands for #Delhi Government budget to go ahead. After dawa n daru, what does AAP want that it will go on its bended knees to Union Government? Delhi free of LG, ED, CBI, Police, Tihar Jail? So Sic ho diya 🤣

15 Mar 2023

I’m the Dim wants to Shoot to thrill

This has nothing to do with #ImranKhan avoiding arrest by pitting police against police. Now who will supply him the shoot to thrill once in jail while his country is going cold turkey bust. Snort, I’m H3N2 flued at failed state 😴

13 Mar 2023

#BilloRani left #PokerFaced 

This has nothing to do with foreign minister of #Pakistan talking at #UN that there are no takers for Kashmir. Now who has been playing poker over #Kashmir for last 75 years to leave you stammering😅

11 Mar 2023

#SVB Another one bites the dust 

This has nothing to do with #SVB going bust. With so much silicon, some will flaunt their 36″ and some 54″ bust with their implants and bankrupt beauty. Now don’t line up outside Shamrao Vittal Bank. They are not cosmetically connected 😐

7 Mar 2023

Colour me badd #CMB

Its nothing but holi 😍. So let the medley of colours #sexyouup, smoke some #wildflower, ringing #thebells in your ears in #slowmotion and make you feel #closetoheaven. #Trustme don’t overdrink thandai with bhaang you won’t get #GroovyNow😂😢

4 Mar 2023

Who stole the #Photograph

This has nothing to do with complaint to Lok Sabha speaker that someone stole photos of Baby and Papa Penguin in Sansad Bhavan. Will someone complain to Supreme Court that Cupid’s arrow leased to Bal Thakarey for #ShivSena Symbol for love of the people is also stolen by someone from inside 😢

28 Feb 2023

If I ever lose my faith in you 

This has nothing to do with #National #Science Day today. Things I’ve lost faith in – politics, media, science, technology, things that everybody has, and yet I along with most others have a great deal of hope, and a feeling that things will and can get better with science and technology 😅

27 Feb 2023

Warning #Zombie virus in US 

This has nothing to do with new drug #tranq that turns humans into zombies. Beware, earlier it was virus from bats that killed humans, now its the sedative for cattle thats creating the walking dead. The human kind is kindly killing itself. Let’s fight against zombies 😥

15 Feb 2023

Joe for Pakistani Joe  

This has nothing to do with record highest ever joe sales at opening of #TimHortons Cafe in Lahore. Bankruptcy is a state of mind. Poor Pakistanis drink joe to overcome bankruptcy through circular economy. Sad our #CafeCoffeeDay did not open #CCDs in Pakistan earlier. Maybe it would have not been so suicidal and haram for CCD and its founder VGSiddharth afterall. Wallah ☕😅

14 Feb 2023

Calling #DrLove by #Kiss

This has nothing to do with #VallentineDay. Here’s wishing you all the Love of your life. For the rest there is Dr. Love to sort out your heart issues 💋♥️😅

9 Feb 2023

Who #Stole it now  

This has nothing to do with #Congress Prez #MallikarjunKharge wearing #LouisVuitton stole in Parliament. Looks like #LV is opposition dresscode to #Jodo Lok-Vidhan Sabhas. #Mahua your offensive words stole the show. Your LV bag definitely has apples 😅

7 Feb 2023

When #Hidenberg breaks

This has nothing to do with #Adani getting short by #Hidenburg #baloon. Now Pappu is also questioning #Adani #PMModi nexus. The long n short of it is equity markets are quick to make big bucks. Reminds me of old days

4 Feb 2023

Its #Cancer inside

This has nothing to do with #CancerDay. With precision medicine we can kill it eventually. But what about the #Cancers that is growing up in our society? What #therapy can fix it?

20 Jan 2023

#Overload under #MuskRule 

This has nothing to do with #ChatGPT getting overloaded when asked if #ElonMusk ruled the world. 120 hours work week is definitely an overload. But #tesla and #jetpacks to travel is making #Pappu of #Elon by ChatGPT. Now test ChatGPT for #PappuRule. #DuniaJodo n #UNtodo for sure 😝

19 Jan 2023

It’s #Boombai Makeover now

This has nothing to do with our #PMModi visting #AmchiMumbai today for a makeover. Hope the digging stops now. Boombai mein toh #Vaat lagi hain. #Kejriwal toh Dilli ki vaisihi hi vaat lagata hain. Where do we go?

18 Jan 2023

#Emergency #Peegate

This has nothing to do with #BJP #Youthful leader Tejasvi Surya opening the aircraft door. Not sure if he wanted to divert his pee from his fellow passenger to avoid #peegate. Next time he wear incontinence pad before you board for emergency relief rather than open the door. Apologies accepted.

11 Jan 2023

It’s another day in #Pakistani #Paradise

This has nothing to do #Islamic Pakistan where their rulers are in Swiss Paradise, their army general in Mecca Paradise, their Taliban fighters giving their lives to reach the Paradise of hoors and their common man on the street waiting for daily naan to feel Paradise in floods and winters. Wallah How #Paradisical in a failed country😢